Funny, funny stuff…I thought I’d post some one-liners:Â
Q. What’s green and smells like pork?Â
A.Kermit’s finger
Q. What did one tampon say to the other?
A.Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts
Q. What’s blue and fucks old people?
A. Hypothermia
Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q. What’s yellow and green and eats nuts?
A. Gonorrhoea
Q. Why did God create yeast infections?
A. So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn’t get upset if you screw her sister.
Q. What’s the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?Â
A. Acne usually doesn’t come on a kid’s face until he’s at least 13 years old.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.
Q. What’s the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at ten miles an hour.
Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
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