That’s pretty good. 😉 Did you make that? That poor rat! (I know its not a rat, I’m just kidding :cheer: ).
Here is a joke for fun:
Worst Day of His Life:
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at
his drink for half an hour when this big, trouble-making Harley biker guy steps next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor
little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,”
says the biker. “I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”
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“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little
guy between sobs. “I can’t do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home
but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you
show up and drink the damn poison.”
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