[Tabitha]

:unsure:

well my other half does know about it…and he finds the whole thing quite surreal and funny. I think I’d rather chew my own foot off than tell my mum but she is a social worker so I think thats justified! :X
hhhhmmm prickly gooseberry bushs …scuse me while I have a moment :cheer:

[Tabitha]

:laugh:

Reminds me of a very silly joke {which sorry if people find offensive} that I heard /saw somewhere.

A mans in a pub when he sees a little scrawny man in glasses go up to a big biker and his girlfriend. He taps the biker on the shoulder and says ‘ere mate I want to turn your girlfriend upside down and drink a pint of guiness out of ‘er pussy’ The biker ignores him so the guy says it again .Eventually he gives up and goes and orders another drink. The first man goes over to the biker and says ‘mate are you just going to let him get away with saying that to you?’
The biker looks up ..’Of course I am , the barmaid’s been serving him toilet duck for the last two hours and he’s still standing!’

[Tabitha]

:rolleyes:

BigDaddy , Will you take me for a ride in your big truck and get me an icecream if I sit on your knee? HEHEHEHE I love big hairy men…

[Tabitha]

:ohmy:

I turned on a MILF for the attention…I’m so ashamed ,I think ? :unsure: {whats a MILF?}

[Tabitha]

smt Tabitha picks herself off the floor , wipes her nose , takes a last drag on her fag and takes her panties off her head!

Thank you everyone You’ve all been really nice and very very helpful. Rachey its very good to have non-smokers perspectives and I hope you’re partner is ok! its really bad to have things like that happen before your birthday..ps happy birthday :cheer:

I think I just felt like my self confidence had been knocked a bit.Especially someone using my size as a criticism! How dare he! :knuppel2:
I think’ll I’ll have to warn people about smelling of smoke anyway as I work on psychiatric wards where about 80% smoke {oh well}
But some definate improvements planned!!Oh gawd must go before I come over all Cliff richard {eurghhhh!}

Love and hugs to you all
Tabitha

[Tabitha]

😥 ahh the down side to being a rural girl , but I plan a visit to the nearest big lights very soon! and will visit both. {now where did I put my passport , oh lawks hope I don’t get taken advantage of by some city gent.. :rolleyes:}

[Tabitha]

:cheer: Thank you , its a bit giggle inducing is’nt it..I think the best thing as a newbie was logging onto my page and suddenly seeing this giant picture of my bum.. made me laugh for days!

[Tabitha]

:cheer: Cotton , Built for comfort not for speed!Somehow you always have at least one pair that always comes out for meneses , has gone a very strange colour in the wash and a totally different shape to when you brought them..bit like some of my elderly relatives you know they smell a bit strange but you love them smt

XX Tabitha 

PS so jelous may save up and come to your country just to get panties..
I’ve always wanted leopard print ones for work so I can flash the patients and freak them out hehehehehe bad nurse , very bad nurse

[Tabitha]

:laugh: And yet all through the 80’s men got away with wearing makeup {don’t get me wrong not a problem as long as they keep their mitts off mine!}
I know what you mean about some men’s legs ..NOT FAIR!
Seattleted , how do you find it in terms of getting pretty panties in larger sizes because sometimes in the uk you go above a 16 and all you get is cotton and functional..= :X

[Tabitha]

smt coo Its like reading one of those [glow=red,2,300]REALLY[/glow]educational conversations between fave aunties

[Tabitha]

:cheer:
Oh I hope to as soon as anyone gives me the chance , I do a fine line in rude letters {I’ve never looked too good in photos} I’ve managed to get a 360* page started on yahoo so soon as I’got the link sorted people can get a good taster…hehehehehe I get v.v.v.v bored on night shifts.

[Tabitha]

:huh: Does this mean that e-banned are actually the Mafia ?
Since when is anyone entitled to a cut of anything…Are we supposed to be paying them protection money?
As far as I understood it in the real world you pay for the services you use and since none of us are using e-banned we don’t need to pay for their services.
swtcarrie I will quite cheerfully email you my sociology/economics essays if you are in anyway confused about it.

Tabitha

[Tabitha]

:huh: Sub :huh:? I’ve now got horrible images of those wierd little things you used to get for in the bath…eww creepy.
The gentleman in question sounds like a complete misoginist {does this thing have a spell check?} who needs to re- examine his orientation.

Definatly a job for the gusset father. :coolsmiley:

[Tabitha]

:X now that is worrying , but then I haven’t had any requests for anything yet :kiss:
Sorry still cross about complete tit who bid on my first ever auction then withdrew bid on the grounds of my size !
but I have to say PK has been a complete sweetie and has definatly gone to the top of my christmas card list :cheer:
Anyway I afraid its probably hangups from my dayjob but I wont do blood  or blood products I think the infection risk is too high {not from HIV but Hep C which is V.V.V.V nasty}

[Tabitha]

smt
Thank you {blushs} Cool effect !
Good tip about the link will do  :laugh:

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