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    Found on old tombstones….

    Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York :

    Born 1903–Died 1942.

    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the

    car was on the way down. It was.


    In a Thurmont, Maryland cemetery:

    Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no

    place to go.


    On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in

    East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia :

    Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only The

    Good Die Young.


    In a London, England cemetery:

    Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid

    but died an old Mann. Dec 8, 1767


    In a Ribbesford, England cemetery:

    Anna Wallace

    The children of Israel wanted bread, And

    the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace

    wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.


    In a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:

    Here lies Johnny Yeast… Pardon me

    for not rising.


    In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:

    Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.

    Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.


    In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

    Here lays The Kid.

    We planted him raw.

    He was quick on the trigger

    But slow on the draw.


    A lawyer’s epitaph in England :

    Sir John Strange.

    Here lies an honest lawyer,

    and that is Strange.


    John Penny’s epitaph in the Wimborne,

    England cemetery:

    Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,

    Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.


    In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England :

    On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went

    out of tune.


    Anna Hopewell’s grave in Enosburg Falls ,


    Here lies the body of our Anna,

    Done to death by a banana.

    It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low,

    But the skin of the thing that made her go.


    On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket ,

    Massachusetts :

    Under the sod and under the trees,

    Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.

    He is not here, there’s only the pod.

    Pease shelled out and went to God.


    In a cemetery in England :

    Remember man, as you walk by,

    As you are now, so once was I.

    As I am now, so shall you be.

    Remember this and follow me.

    To which someone replied by writing

    on the tombstone:

    To follow you I’ll not consent .

    Until I know which way you went.

    Ruby Red

    funny stuff 😆

    I’ve only got one; true story…a man named Odd was tired of being ridiculed his entire life, so he decided to leave his headstone/tombstone empty.

    He died.

    Years later, a family stopped at the cemetary to visit their deceased relatives. The woman walked past the empty tombstone and said, “that’s odd”.



    Anyone who is as old as me will have great memories of Spike Milligan (the goon show)
    I heard that on his tombstone it simply says”Told You I Was ILL. 😛

    😉 Jazzy 😉


    Someone owns a copy of an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!


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