Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
 Question: How come?
 Answer: An English princess
 with an Egyptian boyfriend
 crashes in a French tunnel,
 driving a German car
 with a Dutch engine,
 driven by a Belgian who was drunk
 on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
 followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
 on Japanese motorcycles;
 treated by an American doctor,
 using Brazilian medicines.
 This is sent to you by an Englishman,
 using Bill Gates’s technology,
 and you’re probably reading this on your computer,
 that uses Taiwanese chips,
 and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers
 in a Singapore plant,
 transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
 unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
 and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..
 That, my friends, is Globalization
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