1. M y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
2. Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.
3. Looking back over the years
that we’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder…
“What the hell was I thinking?”
4. I’ve always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you ..
I’ve changed my mind.
5. When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
lmao
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