'Vibrating panties' may be dangerous when out shopping!

[leatherznzpice]

LMAO I caught this article on the Register the other day and thought it worth giving a warning to anyone using ‘vibrating panties’ while out shopping? :cheer:

Kinky shopper KO’d by panties

WOW! maybe this is why some women are so happy looking when out shopping? :ohmy:

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

HAHAHAAA Now that IS embarrassing – they all say that vibrators are “not for internal use” .. thats just to cover themselves legally for little mishaps over over-indulgence – but what else are you supposed to do with vibrators? lmao

This reminds me of a story about a woman who had the vibrating eggs inside her without wearing any panties and evidently when she went up a shop escalator they got pulled out by the magnetic force and they bounced all the way down to the bottom!

How true that is I have no idea, but I do have to say that I never wear my love eggs outside the home hahahaaa

[Anonymous]

[quote author=Cindy_PantyParadise link=topic=175.msg872#msg872 date=1116675276]

This reminds me of a story about a woman who had the vibrating eggs inside her without wearing any panties and evidently when she went up a shop escalator they got pulled out by the magnetic force and they bounced all the way down to the bottom!

*gasp* NOOOOOOOO!! Nightmare!

Remember looking at my moms Avon once at an ad selling body massagers. It was obviously a vibrator! The description said something along the lines of “Ideal for easing shoulder and back aches. Small enough to use while travelling on planes etc..” I had this image of an old lady whipping one out on the plane in front of me and buzzing it over her achey back!!  😛

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

HAHAAHA .. trouble is Im guessing ALOT of old dears probably DO use them as massagers – I remember my mum had one and I found it whilst rampaging through her drawers as you do when youre 12.

She told me hers was a massager too (probably Avon) and started massaging her temples with it to prove it to me (however Im very damn sure she knew a better place for it).

Funny thing is after I found that one I started finding all sorts of other “massagers” hidden away in her room. HAHAHA

*sorry mum, but had to share that one!*

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