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Dad says to son,i think it’s time you became a man.
”Here’s £30 go to the hotel at the end of town and ask for Lilly,she’ll take care of you and you will never forget it.
On his return his Dad said how was it son.
”I never got there,i met Gran and she took me home and she took me to her bed,here’s the money back.
”That means you fu*ked my Mother.
Now you know how i feel Dad. lmao

just-for-fun-
Best wishes to all.

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How about- Exoset panties-sure to blow your mind,top drawers i’m sure:  lmao

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Many thanks Cherie,as you all know i think it’s nice to be nice so i like to bring a smile to everyone when i can.

W C Fields was on his deathbed when he was reading the bible.
When asked why are you reading the bible he said

”I’m looking for loopholes my boy ”

Greetings to all  smt smt

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Guest appearance:
I have been asked to appear in pantomime this year:
I play the part of MasterBates:
in ”Jackin’the Beanstalk”

just-for-fun- lmao

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What a thrill.
to see the new little Lil.

Thongs can only get better. smt

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BEST WISHES  😉

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Dear Anna,you were correct and i name you winner,thank you for being so clever. smt
I had a prize pair of boxers for you but can’t find them now,oh well.
”Forman,Frazier,where are you-just kidding lmao

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Dear Lil, If you want the bike license you will have to keep trying.
First thing is update the avatar,secondly i would change your name to Little Lil,
so don’t get your knickers in a twist,these things go in cycles so get on your bike and rev up those sales and you will be top drawer before you know it.
As you know we all look after each other here,buyers and sellers,as you are now part of the family we all do care,what do you say.?
Best wishes to you whatever you decide. smt

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Dear Anna,
Watch out for the ”KROOZE ” missile. jo

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Well done Anna.
ps. What colour are they ?
just curious now.

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What is the word.?
My first is in penis but not in dick
My second is in Asshats,who are so thick
My third is in knickers but not in drawers
My fourth is in conflict,especially wars
My fifth is in beauty,as all of you are

If you can guess the word then your a star

just-for-fun. :kiss:

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Guys,Why are you using the old peep-holes again.
Don’t tell me the cctv is broken again,i’ve all these blank tapes to fill.
Just saw the girls with their clothes on,how they look different.
Do they ever stop talking,doubt it,c’mon Krooze move over it’s my turn. lmao

Love you all Ladies. :kiss:

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There are good sellers and bad sellers.
There are good buyers and bad buyers,we all agree,but in fairness to Clark i was badly treated my first time and i was more cautious the next time,this is the point he was making.It is a good idea to warn of any bad experience but i’d rather we praised the good buyers and sellers.
I found Cindy and i am delighted with her service and endless kindness.
now-who is your favourite lady,or any nice comments about anyone,buyer or seller.
Remember we are one big happy family. smt

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Why not push the ”boat” out and have a ”sale”
free ”shipping”,think of all the ”seamen”in the one big vessel.
hope you land plenty ”sales”.”sea” how you get on.Don’t go overboard with price-cuts etc. or you’ll land in deep water.

just-for-fun.  lmao

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Do keep us informed  how you do.
Best Wishes Jazzy………..

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”Popeye”

Old sailor puts on his uniform one last time to visit the docks.
He picks up a prostitute and after about ten minutes he asks
”How am i doing ”
She says;”about three knots.
”What do you mean;
Well,your knot in;your knot hard; and your knot getting your money back.

just-for -fun  lmao

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Hope the chat went well.i think 9.00am in Canada is about 3.00pm U K.so as i was working i missed all the gossip.
Do let us know how it went,take care. smt

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