Funny Thoughts.

[Ozzy]

LOL! :cheer: Awesome! I needed that. stressful day!!

[jazzy]

Guest appearance:
I have been asked to appear in pantomime this year:
I play the part of MasterBates:
in ”Jackin’the Beanstalk”

just-for-fun- lmao

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[cherie]

I think this deserves some kind of recognition – Jazzy’s “Funny Thoughts” thread has remained alive & lively for MONTHS and it’s now gone to SIX PAGES of posts!  That’s some kind of record!

[move]You Go Jazzy!  lmao lmao lmao  Keep us laughing![/move]

xox
Cherie

[Anna]

I agree…perhaps when we come round to the Panty Hog Awards again we can nominate buyers for their contributions to the community?

Awards for the sellers and a seperate award for contributing buyers?

[jazzy]

Many thanks Cherie,as you all know i think it’s nice to be nice so i like to bring a smile to everyone when i can.

W C Fields was on his deathbed when he was reading the bible.
When asked why are you reading the bible he said

”I’m looking for loopholes my boy ”

Greetings to all  smt smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

Good 1 Jazzy,gave me afew grins as well! 🙂 🙂 🙂
                                  Phil 🙂

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

Jazzy never fails to have me in stitches !!  lmao lmao

[jazzy]

Dad says to son,i think it’s time you became a man.
”Here’s £30 go to the hotel at the end of town and ask for Lilly,she’ll take care of you and you will never forget it.
On his return his Dad said how was it son.
”I never got there,i met Gran and she took me home and she took me to her bed,here’s the money back.
”That means you fu*ked my Mother.
Now you know how i feel Dad. lmao

just-for-fun-
Best wishes to all.

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[Anna]

lmao

[LongDuckDong]

:cheer: :cheer:

[jazzy]

time for fun. lmao

What’s rough and hairy on the outside yet sweet and juicy on the inside.

Answer; begins with C ends with T and has a U and an N also..

so obvious Coconut………

Three Nuns were visited by the Priest and were so good at all they did the Priest ordered them to do something naughty for the very first time then they could repent and drink from the holy water.

1st.sister;I took a lolly from a child.repent and drink sister.
2nd.sister;I took a balloon from a child. repent and drink sister.
3rd.sister; I peed in the holy water.:huh:??

just for fun lmao

Best wishes to all. smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

Jazzy Jazzy,Jazzy!   :cheer: :cheer:
                                        PRH  🙂

[jazzy]

Languages,different or bad.?
Isn’t it strange the number of words we can use when talking about ourselves.
Ladies breasts- tits,boobs,boobies,knockers,jugs.
  “    bottom- ass,arse,bum.
  “    vagina- pussy,hole,fanny,kitty.
  “    panties- knickers,drawers,thongs.

I prefer a lady with nice boobs, a tight bum and a drawer full of kitty.
just a thought. smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

What’s for dessert.?

Three guys on holiday in Saudi Arabia stumble across a tent and boldy go in.It is a Harem filled with 100 gorgeous woman.
Just as they are getting to know some of the girls in walks the Sheik.”Arrest those men ”
You have been found guilty of a most serious crime and will be punished.
SHEIK-to first man,what is your job
”i am a policeman-
SHEIK-SHOOT OF HIS PENIS.
SHEIK-to second man,what do you do.
”i am a fireman”
SHEIK-BURN HIS PENIS
SHEIK TO THIRD MAN.WHAT DO YOU DO
”I sell lollipops sir.  lmao

Just for fun

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[Jules]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

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