God works in a mysterious way.
One night a priest books into a hotel and asks the girl at reception to join him for a meal.
Afterwards they go to his room for a drink when the priest begins to feel frisky but the girl says ”i can’t you are a man of God ” he says the good book says it’s ok.
After two hours the girl says ”let me see the good book and where it says it’s ok ”
The priest rolls over and takes the Gideon out and shows her the inside page where someone has scribbled
”The girl in reception will shag anyone ”
It was not the apple in the tree that caused the problem
But the Pear on the ground.
Adam joined the army but came home after only 2 days
Eve said ”why are you home so soon”
Adam said” my leave came up ”
;) Jazzy 😉
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