Funny Thoughts.

[jazzy]

just a thought. :cheer:

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder lmao

? :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

[Krooze]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg3098#msg3098 date=1129450966]
j… Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder lmao

Funny but my beer holder is my bladder!!!!  :laugh:

B)

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg3098#msg3098 date=1129450966]
just a thought. :cheer:

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder lmao

  :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

I once had a boyfriend whose every relationship (except ours) started when he (and sometimes the girl in question) was inebriated.  :cheer:

[jazzy]

Shouldn’t have asked;;;

After making love to his wife for 5 nights in a row,husbands says,

Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm.

She says,

your never here when i do. lmao

? ? ? ? ?;)? ?Jazzy? ? 😉

[Krooze]

That’s alot like when I ask the girls I have had sex with, “Was that good for you?” and the answer usually comes back, “THAT wouldn’t be good for anybody!”

B)

[jazzy]

chat up line.
guy; haven’t we met before
girl; i’m the receptionist at the vd clinic.? ?lmao

What do the chinese call ”69”? ?two -can-chew-? lmao

Oral sex sucks
Anal sex is a pain in the ass? ?lmao

It is hard to find a good man
A hard man is a good find? lmao

it’s good to laugh -have fun? ?smt

? ? ? ? ? ?:laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

[leatherznzpice]

LMAO good to see you back Jazzy! I missed your jokes!

[jazzy]

As the festive season is drawing nearer 3 Wise Men,namely…………
Krooze,Jazzy and Leatherz are hoping for some nice presents.
Where can we find Holly and Ivy,say they are good at this time.? lmao

Life’s too Short-Have a Laugh? lmao

? ? ? ? ? ? ? :laugh:? ?:laugh:? ?:laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:? ?:laugh:? ?:laugh:

[leatherznzpice]

lmao

Depends where you wrap the Holly of course .. oh wait, is there a panty seller called Holly? Cool  B)

lmao

[jazzy]

How about Cindy-rella lmao

? :kiss:? ?Jazzy? ? :kiss:

[leatherznzpice]

:cheer:

[jazzy]

4 ways to a happy marriage.

1 it is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans well

2 it is important to find a woman who earns well.

3 it is important to find a woman who loves sex.

4 it is important that these 3 Ladies never meet.? :cheer:

? ? ? ? ? ? :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

[Pencap]

Guts and Balls

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the
definition for each is listed below:

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
but
and having the balls to say,? “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

[andie]

Pencap?! Where in the hell have you been? I figured you for dead you’ve been gone so long. Welcome back .  😉

[jazzy]

just for fun………

What is the difference between erotic and kinky.

Using a feather is erotic

Using the whole chicken is kinky. lmao

30th November.St. Andrews Day. Scotland

Best wishes to all scots world-wide. 😉

? ? ? ? ? :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

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