Leatherz Lounge and Speak Easy

[leatherznzpice]

OK guys, the new lounge bar sorted out, the booze is free, the wall mounted widescreen TV’s (with all sattelite options) are installed, and the bar is open.  No money needed just take your favourite drink, if it’s in stock, and if it isn’t try something else and live dangerously  B)

Krooze I got in a selection Oktoberfest/Marzen style beers, Brown Ales, Porters and IPA’s.  There’s spirits on the gantry and in the storage cellar if we need more  ;)  Kick back and relax buddy.

The rest of you guys, come on in and simply serve yourselves.

Watch out for the ‘special’ Vodka, I just brewed it in the bathtub 2 days ago and it might need some time to mature properly  :cheer:

[ClarkGriswald]

Why thank you Leatherznzpice. I believe I could use a pick me up. I don’t know about home-made vodka, but in my neck of the woods we’ve still got hillbillies cooking up moonshine. It’s still as illegal as it ever was. Only now, they’ve got more sophisticated stills. You don’t hear too much about people going blind from it like they did back in the olden days but it does happen on occasion. I may be a southerner, but I’m a city boy. So I’m going to fix myself a nice Bombay Sapphire and tonic. By the way, it’s happy hour in my time zone. Where the hell’s the wing and pizza buffet?!  lmao

[leatherznzpice]

LMAO well I  seem to recall if moonshine doesn’t make you even temporarily blind then it’s not ready, same with good poteen or illicit whisky lmao

The phone is in the corner and there are tabs / slates with all the local fast food delivery places, just give ’em a call and order what you need .. it’s paid for by the $7.5 million legacy left to The Right Reverend PK lmao mind you PK doesn’t know that yet, so maybe best not to mention it to him  😉

Leatherz

[Krooze]

[quote author=leatherznzpice link=topic=751.msg4625#msg4625 date=1138126955]
… it’s paid for by the $7.5 million legacy left to The Right Reverend PK …

It’s coming out of HIS half, not mine!!!!!!

B)

[BubbaTech]

Rumor…  I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but I hear that cindy was soaking in that tub and masterbating, before you drained and boddled it??

good news or bad news?? LOL

LAter

Bubba

[leatherznzpice]

*wanders into lounge and gets a cold beer*

I wonder why the girls always think we’re sneaking into the Pillow Talk room, readin their stories about IUD’s? … ah, um bugger  :X

[Krooze]

No shit! If we actually read that stuff, we might have to start acting sympathetic or something. I’m not up for that! Cigar, Leatherz?

I’m sticking with with the nut-scratching, cave man approach. It’s much easier to pull off. Need a light, Leatherz?

B)

[leatherznzpice]

Ahhh thanks Krooze *lights Cigar and puffs contentedly, swigs beer* ahhhhhhh  B)

I think the caveman approach is best, a few non comittal grunts is good too .. kind of gives them the idea we’re listening rather than watching the football and such  B)

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